Holiday Part 1 Day 2

Bier lovers,

I woke up, ate, shat, did my shit, played some basketball on my own, and forced myself to do some editing and everyone was playing Zwok. What is life without football, I ask you. As you might have guessed, it’s non-practically non-existent for me and I am salivating with the prospect of tomorrow’s football.

I’m sure you have got many things that needs to be done with your precious little life, so in honour of your precious self, I shall give you some of my precious. Yewwwwwww.

Charlie is still procrastinating and he wants to share his world view with his website he found:
http://www.pasecrets.com/?catid=22
It is actually funny and sad and lame, if you like to procrastinate like he does.

Today’s headlines:

“Lampard in ankle injury scare”
Oh I see. That’s the reason why he hasn’t scored yet.

“Blatter says England is spoiling World Cup”
Blatter says a lot of things. If you do remember, he did say that this is the best World Cup, ever.

“Thuram says we are Frenchmen”
If I’m really PC about this, he would be African Frenchman.

“Poll bows out of tournaments”
I’m sure he will be a great traffic controller, the lights will never be red.

“Figo believes Portuguese mental strength will prevail”
It’s killing me that all the players from the Portuguese team that are hyping their team up are the ones who will not be playing or the ones who almost didn’t.

“Italy pull together in face of adversity”
Although some of them may be out of a job when the season starts.

“Poland coach hands in resignation”
I guarantee that the Poles are weeping uncontrollably.

“Shearer says Roon’s ready”
He is a commentator not a doctor.

“Big Phil to be the next Real manager instead of Sven”
Real must be desperate to have considered the Swede.

“Hooray for Murray”
The Scot wins. Note: He’s British, but not English.

Ryu’s “What?” incident of the day. It has to be the fact that Kate spanked me for doing a keepy uppy in the flat. Sorry kate...I promise I’ll do it when you’re not around. Yeah, take that.

Tomorrow we will see if Wir fahren nach Berlin can overcome Don’t cry for me Diego and the Orange revolution take on the mass suiciders.

Watch it.