Holiday Part 1 Day 1

Just chillin' mun,

So, my first day without football is coming to an end. It was a truly a monumental day as I woke up late, kicked about with the ever so procrastinating Charlie, ate lunch with gay Chris, Swedish/German, HD incapacitator, and Charlie who was still procrastinating. Set up my new monitor, which is absolutely spantabulous and lend the old one to Charlie who wasn’t really working at that moment and eventually I made my way into town. There I met Paki boy and we commenced on our evening entertainment, Sake tasting at the Sri Lankan embassy. All crazy funny jokes aside, we were at the Jap embassy, drinking some quality Sake and getting completely wasted. We bitched about the lack of quality women (Rick says that they are all “embassy” people, so expecting anything out of these people is like wishing that Costa Rica will win a match in the next 23 world cups) and ended up chinking it up in C-town where we were waited by Danny look alike and sat next to a Kevin look alike and eventually ended up paying to a cashier who was Jackie look alike. We then decided that 2 over 30 year old men should shoot shit up and off we went to Trocadero to maim some home boy zombies. After slaying as many multicultural zombies as a 2 over 30 year old men can possibly do in 30 minutes, we bid adieu and I made my way back home. At home, Charlie was busy procrastinating and I got hooked on Zwok (fo’ real) and decided that my brothers need some football action.

Oops, but there is non. I shall list some headlines that sounded interesting:

“Blatter claims that this is the best World Cup ever.”
And Howard always slips on the cross over.

“Neville to start at right back.”
Good for you.

“Deco says that Portugal can cope without him.”
It’s easy for you to say, isn’t it?

“Henry says that he’s not a dude who cheats.”
You’re obviously not lying about wanting to go to Barca.

“Pessotto attempted suicide.”
He shouldn’t have cheated if he couldn’t live with the guilt.

“Ghana accuses referee bias.”
They also accused the ref for their misdirected shots.

“Huth says he’s not afraid of 10 goals scored by Argentina.”
Please remind me. How many minutes did you play for Chelski last season?

“New deal likely for Van Basten.”
Then that means that he would have become the prime minister if they had won the whole thing?

“Ivanov claims that it was the worst match he ever officiated.”
You certainly didn’t help by dishing out yellow cards like a cheap whore at Kings Cross.

“Eriksson passionately defends his management style.”
That’s the first time I’ve ever seen him being passionate about something.

“Spanish fans reignite racism row.”
It goes fiesta, siesta, and monkey chants.

“Japan will hire Ivica Osim as their new national team manager.”
I told you so.

I’m going to quit whilst I’m ahead.

Ryu’s “Ahhhhh” moment of the day. Waking up in the morning and not having to spend at least 4 hours staring at at screen. Instead, I ended up staring at the computer monitor for 6 hours.

Tomorrow, we’ll take you deep inside Ryu’s exciting freelance life as he takes on a monumental task of editing 800+ pictures before his stomach commits a hail mary. Gripping stuff.

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